My younger son just came home from college for the summer. He was sporting a tank top – I thought it was funny, and wanted to share:
The Alpha Chi Sorority had a “beauty pageant”. My son was a contestant representing his ice hockey team – the dubious honor was bestowed on him since he missed a party at which they unanimously voted him in as their representative. Unfortunately, he came up short in the “talent” part and did not make Mr. Alpha Chi :-).
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:-))